What is the past tense of Twitter?

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Main Entry: twit
Pronunciation: \’twit\
Function: noun
1. a short messages (140 character limit) or status update sent via the twitter.com‘s website, SMS, IM, and various desktop clients.

twitter
Pronunciation: \’twit-t?r\
Function: noun
one who twits
1. refers to the web 2.0 social network twitter.com and the services they provide.
2. one who twits or twats.

twat
varient(S): twit
Pronunciation: \’twat\ (like cat or fat NOT “\’twät\” or phonically twaht)
Function: verb
1. to compose and send a message via Twitter’s social network
2. to have documented and shared an experience using Twitter’s social network

Definition twitter
Definition twit
Definition twat

Ok. I finally broke down and joined the twat (pronounced phonically like spat or bat NOT “/twät/” or twaht) community.

You can find me at

Politically correct non-denominational God help us all!