What is the past tense of Twitter?

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Main Entry: twit
Pronunciation: \’twit\
Function: noun
1. a short messages (140 character limit) or status update sent via the twitter.com‘s website, SMS, IM, and various desktop clients.

twitter
Pronunciation: \’twit-t?r\
Function: noun
one who twits
1. refers to the web 2.0 social network twitter.com and the services they provide.
2. one who twits or twats.

twat
varient(S): twit
Pronunciation: \’twat\ (like cat or fat NOT “\’twät\” or phonically twaht)
Function: verb
1. to compose and send a message via Twitter’s social network
2. to have documented and shared an experience using Twitter’s social network

Definition twitter
Definition twit
Definition twat

Ok. I finally broke down and joined the twat (pronounced phonically like spat or bat NOT “/twät/” or twaht) community.

You can find me at

Politically correct non-denominational God help us all!

Word of the Day: Recoculous

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Recoculous

Main Entry: re•coc•u•lous
Variant(s): ri•coc•u•lous or re•cock•u•lous
Pronunciation: \r?-’kä -ky?-l?s\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Modern English combination of words ridiculous and cock referring to the usually vulgar definition of penis. These terms are derived from Latin ridiculosus (from ridiculum jest, from neuter of ridiculus) or ridiculus, literally, laughable, from ridEre to laugh; reformed with the Middle English cok, from Old English cocc, of imitative origin
1 slang: arousing or deserving ridicule: absurd, preposterous beyond ridiculous
Example: A little Asian school girl satisfying three gigantic horny tentacle beasts at once is just recoculous.
2 slang: absurdity in reference to the masculine genitalia
Example: Jimmy’s penis falling into the mashed potatoes during Thanksgiving dinner was absofuckinglutely recoculous.
synonym see ridiculous, laughable, cockfoolery
- re•coc•u•lous•ly adverb
- re•coc•u•lous•ness noun

In the memorable words of Iñigo Montoya, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – “The Princess Bride”

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Definition recoculous
Definition ricoculous
Definition recockulous
Definition ricockulous